Thursday, March 18, 2010

March 18th

Better known to me as The Day When All White Americans Are Hung Over.

St. Patrick's Day in America is amateur night, as far as I am concerned, and I avoid going out at all costs. As much as I would love a pint of Guinness on a Wednesday in March, I'd like that pint to be in a glass-not plastic, without shoving, and completely free of hammered white people.

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